Don't sweat! Read to get the slimmer, Sexier You!

BookcerciseHave you taken a good look in the mirror recently? I mean a really good, candid, scrutinizing look at yourself? Do you notice anything new, like those ten extra pounds you’ve put on since bikini season? Don’t worry, we’ve all noticed. Fortunately, not everyone has been blissfully oblivious to such instances of rapid and unforeseen weight gain. The research team at Iris Reading has been hard at work trying to find a fast, easy solution to reverse your weight gain. Yes, we’ve been successful and no, you won’t even have to lift a finger.


In less than two weeks, you too can have the body that you’ve been dreaming of. Ditch those sit-ups and jogging tights and grab a good book because you’re in for something better than washboard abs and firm quadriceps. The secret to a healthier, sexier you is simple: start speed reading.

Yes, you’ve read it right. Our certified company physician recommends about an hour and a half of accelerated reading per day to get the results that we promise. Maintain a healthy diet of periodicals and don’t forget to grab a newspaper for breakfast every morning. Sit back and brace yourself for an intense mental workout every day between meals. We guarantee results or your money back. As a matter of fact, call us now to ask about our two-week trial period, absolutely free! Boost your confidence today! You have nothing to lose but those unsightly lovehandles and maybe a chin or two.

So what’s the scientific evidence behind the claims of speed reading? Does it really work or is this another weight loss scam? Most importantly, is speed reading a safe alternative to the traditional diet and excercise? Read on to learn more about the miracle of speed reading.
Reading is a function of the occipital and temporal lobes of the brain. The speed that you read is an important factor in burning calories at a higher rate compared to reading slowly. The neurons used in cognitive activities work at a much higher speed and ATP (usable energy) is chemically converted at 150% the normal rate. Did you know that you can burn about 50 calories per minute by speed reading? That’s 42 more calories per minute than sit-ups and 38 more than jogging. Your choice of excercise is pretty obvious after considering these statistics.
Now that you’ve heard the benefits of speed reading, take into the account the detriments of not doing so. Reading slowly can actually have the reverse effect on your metabolism. Your body retains four times the carbohydrates and ten times the calories that could be lost in reading faster. If you choose to lose weight the traditional way at the gym, you risk possible injury, dehydration, and embarassment in the locker room. Why step out of your house (or even off the couch) when everything you need to get to a better you is right here in your hands? Don’t waste valuable time! By this time next month, you can get the results you’ve always wanted, guaranteed. Don’t wait, speed dial Iris now and start speed reading today!