BookcerciseHave you taken a good look in the mirror recently? I mean a really good, candid, scrutinizing look at yourself? Do you notice anything new, like those ten extra pounds you’ve put on since bikini season? Don’t worry, we’ve all noticed. Fortunately, not everyone has been blissfully oblivious to such instances of rapid and unforeseen weight gain. The research team at Iris Reading has been hard at work trying to find a fast, easy solution to reverse your weight gain. Yes, we’ve been successful and no, you won’t even have to lift a finger.
In less than two weeks, you too can have the body that you’ve been dreaming of. Ditch those sit-ups and jogging tights and grab a good book because you’re in for something better than washboard abs and firm quadriceps. The secret to a healthier, sexier you is simple: start speed reading.
Yes, you’ve read it right. Our certified company physician recommends about an hour and a half of accelerated reading per day to get the results that we promise. Maintain a healthy diet of periodicals and don’t forget to grab a newspaper for breakfast every morning. Sit back and brace yourself for an intense mental workout every day between meals. We guarantee results or your money back. As a matter of fact, call us now to ask about our two-week trial period, absolutely free! Boost your confidence today! You have nothing to lose but those unsightly lovehandles and maybe a chin or two.
So what’s the scientific evidence behind the claims of speed reading? Does it really work or is this another weight loss scam? Most importantly, is speed reading a safe alternative to the traditional diet and excercise? Read on to learn more about the miracle of speed reading.
Reading is a function of the occipital and temporal lobes of the brain. The speed that you read is an important factor in burning calories at a higher rate compared to reading slowly. The neurons used in cognitive activities work at a much higher speed and ATP (usable energy) is chemically converted at 150% the normal rate. Did you know that you can burn about 50 calories per minute by speed reading? That’s 42 more calories per minute than sit-ups and 38 more than jogging. Your choice of excercise is pretty obvious after considering these statistics.
Now that you’ve heard the benefits of speed reading, take into the account the detriments of not doing so. Reading slowly can actually have the reverse effect on your metabolism. Your body retains four times the carbohydrates and ten times the calories that could be lost in reading faster. If you choose to lose weight the traditional way at the gym, you risk possible injury, dehydration, and embarassment in the locker room. Why step out of your house (or even off the couch) when everything you need to get to a better you is right here in your hands? Don’t waste valuable time! By this time next month, you can get the results you’ve always wanted, guaranteed. Don’t wait, speed dial Iris now and start speed reading today!
Monday, December 13, 2010
Make this Holiday’s Gifting the “Apple” of Your Eye
It seems that no matter where you go these days, sleigh bells jingle incessantly and shopping mall Santas merrily toss candy canes your way. There’s no doubt that the holidays are inching closer and closer. So while you innocently stand beneath that mistletoe and coyly eye the passersby, think about what the holiday season is really about: lots and lots of giving—gift-giving. Here’s making the gift-buying decision a little easier for you.
In every family, including yours, there’s that one college student. Lucky for you, college students are simple people; wrap up a dorm-room refrigerator or flat-screen TV and you’re their favorite aunt or uncle. Take the extra step and make this year special with one of Apple’s great products for students. There’s no doubt that Macbooks and iPads will be flying off the shelves this holiday season. There’s also no question that these gifts are the like the Holy Grail of higher education. You already know that. But did you know that you can make your little elf’s Christmas present even better by downloading this neat widget onto their Macbook?
Enter Tofu Technology. Developed by British software designer Amar Sagoo, this program allows reading text on the screen a little easier on the eyes. Take a few minutes to visit http://amarsagoo.info/tofu and download Tofu onto any Apple computer product before you gift it away. What does this program do, exactly? Tofu reorganizes the text on any webpage into narrow columns. Instead of scrolling down the page, readers can scroll sideways, like turning the pages of a book. The idea is that scrolling down the screen of a conventional web page strains the eyes. It also slows down reading speed considerably since the eyes are used to reading horizontally rather than vertically. Furthermore, it allows for easier text navigation. Type in any keyword and Tofu directs you to its location in the text. Some more cool features include voice-command and system-wide service, so you can drag text and read it with Tofu.
Tofu allows the web text to mimic that of a newspaper or textbook and creates short, organized columns of words instead of long paragraphs that your eyes can lose themselves in easily. The portions of words will prevent overwhelming information and visual instability. The only setback to this software is that it’s compatible only to Mac technology. But with the growing utility and popularity of Apple products, don’t let that cramp your style. The company has been gaining much attention among college students and young professionals in the consumer market this year. Apple is hip, young, and practical. And with the loads of reading that your loved one is inevitably doing, use Tofu to lessen the strain of reading on a screen. The increased reading speed result also doesn’t hurt come exam time.
So as you plan your route through the mall this month, don’t forget to make a stop at the Apple store. Make this year’s best investment in your loved one’s name and purchase that Macbook he or she has been eyeing for so long. Paired with Mr. Sagoo’s software, this makes the perfect gift for almost anyone on your list. Grab some gift wrap and prepare for lots of holiday love this season!
In every family, including yours, there’s that one college student. Lucky for you, college students are simple people; wrap up a dorm-room refrigerator or flat-screen TV and you’re their favorite aunt or uncle. Take the extra step and make this year special with one of Apple’s great products for students. There’s no doubt that Macbooks and iPads will be flying off the shelves this holiday season. There’s also no question that these gifts are the like the Holy Grail of higher education. You already know that. But did you know that you can make your little elf’s Christmas present even better by downloading this neat widget onto their Macbook?
Enter Tofu Technology. Developed by British software designer Amar Sagoo, this program allows reading text on the screen a little easier on the eyes. Take a few minutes to visit http://amarsagoo.info/tofu and download Tofu onto any Apple computer product before you gift it away. What does this program do, exactly? Tofu reorganizes the text on any webpage into narrow columns. Instead of scrolling down the page, readers can scroll sideways, like turning the pages of a book. The idea is that scrolling down the screen of a conventional web page strains the eyes. It also slows down reading speed considerably since the eyes are used to reading horizontally rather than vertically. Furthermore, it allows for easier text navigation. Type in any keyword and Tofu directs you to its location in the text. Some more cool features include voice-command and system-wide service, so you can drag text and read it with Tofu.
Tofu allows the web text to mimic that of a newspaper or textbook and creates short, organized columns of words instead of long paragraphs that your eyes can lose themselves in easily. The portions of words will prevent overwhelming information and visual instability. The only setback to this software is that it’s compatible only to Mac technology. But with the growing utility and popularity of Apple products, don’t let that cramp your style. The company has been gaining much attention among college students and young professionals in the consumer market this year. Apple is hip, young, and practical. And with the loads of reading that your loved one is inevitably doing, use Tofu to lessen the strain of reading on a screen. The increased reading speed result also doesn’t hurt come exam time.
So as you plan your route through the mall this month, don’t forget to make a stop at the Apple store. Make this year’s best investment in your loved one’s name and purchase that Macbook he or she has been eyeing for so long. Paired with Mr. Sagoo’s software, this makes the perfect gift for almost anyone on your list. Grab some gift wrap and prepare for lots of holiday love this season!
Poem About Management
A perfect Manager
Is my perfect challenger,
He is a planner and a balancer,
He is a driver and not a passenger.
To get his point across
He plays the role of active boss,
To make the right decision
He will refer to his bigger vision
Manager knows the bigger picture
Step-by-step like Bob the builder
He takes us to the final goal,
Where every employee plays an important role.
Manager values my honest opinion
Based on my feedback
He produces results
Just like a magician.
He communicates what needs to be accomplished
His expectations and what being great looks like
This helps me succeed and my career flourish
And feeds my inner motivations and psyche.
And feeds my inner motivations and psyche.
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